Okay, so- [ He slams a palm down on the bar top. Story time. ]
Y'know that real fancy "premier" jewellery store in the Up, the one near the elevator and a buncha boutiques? I'd been scoping that place out whenevs I could get up there, but mate, their security was tighter than a virgin's arsehole. Hard to find a proper in, so I think to myself I need some sorta distraction...
[ Their drinks arrive and Digger's instantly reaching for his, tipping the glass vaguely in Victor's direction with a soft mutter of "cheers" before he's knocking back a hefty mouthful and swallowing it like it's water. ]
And my mate Harls distracts better than any bloody person I know. So she's on distraction duty- glitter bomb, for some reason- and I slip in, quiet as anything, and nab the high value shit. I don't even get greedy, just a quick grab. We get out, get back to the Down, stash our swag, and then get bloody citations the very next day. It's like you said, mate, they're real good at finding us. Dunno how they do it, but fuck it, there's some stashes they don't even know about, hah.
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Date: 2021-09-28 10:22 am (UTC)Y'know that real fancy "premier" jewellery store in the Up, the one near the elevator and a buncha boutiques? I'd been scoping that place out whenevs I could get up there, but mate, their security was tighter than a virgin's arsehole. Hard to find a proper in, so I think to myself I need some sorta distraction...
[ Their drinks arrive and Digger's instantly reaching for his, tipping the glass vaguely in Victor's direction with a soft mutter of "cheers" before he's knocking back a hefty mouthful and swallowing it like it's water. ]
And my mate Harls distracts better than any bloody person I know. So she's on distraction duty- glitter bomb, for some reason- and I slip in, quiet as anything, and nab the high value shit. I don't even get greedy, just a quick grab. We get out, get back to the Down, stash our swag, and then get bloody citations the very next day. It's like you said, mate, they're real good at finding us. Dunno how they do it, but fuck it, there's some stashes they don't even know about, hah.