Oh, no! I'm a detective. A private-- No, private investigator comes with a certain level of ego. Call me an unprivate detective. A detective without ego.
[Clearly.]
At any rate, my profession has nothing to do with my questions. I ask you for personal reasons. You see, my bodyguard and I recently gave in to the throes of passion, and it appears I've ended up with a growing problem.
How, may I ask, did you realize you were pregnant? The first time. You're male, as am I, so I'm assuming it was quite the shock?
Also... Please elaborate on what you mean by "eggs." It's possible not to give live birth here? Even if you're not avian or reptilian or something of the sort? Forgive me, I'm just inquisitive by nature.
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Date: 2023-01-14 05:40 am (UTC)[Clearly.]
At any rate, my profession has nothing to do with my questions. I ask you for personal reasons. You see, my bodyguard and I recently gave in to the throes of passion, and it appears I've ended up with a growing problem.
How, may I ask, did you realize you were pregnant? The first time. You're male, as am I, so I'm assuming it was quite the shock?
Also... Please elaborate on what you mean by "eggs." It's possible not to give live birth here? Even if you're not avian or reptilian or something of the sort? Forgive me, I'm just inquisitive by nature.
[And annoying by design.]