[But he softens at the mention of bodyguard and getting together, after all that’s how he and Roman fell in love.]
First time I realized? The cravings, I usually eat meat, gasoline’s not my normal go-to. Except, when I started craving it like nothing before. Then the weight gain, the sensitive nipples, the milk….
Avian? The fuck’s that?
I’ve had live births too. Just depends on how I get fucked, and you know, who knocks me up. What they are.
Yes, but I assure you, they're quite different. I act independently of any official law enforcement agencies. I have no interest in the law; only the truth.
Ah, I see. I've taken quite a liking to gasoline myself, but that happened before I started showing these new symptoms. Gas prices these days; abysmal, aren't they? Ha ha.
Weight gain and sensitive nipples... You produced milk as well? Intriguing. Tell me, did you experience morning sickness?
Avian - relating to birds. Mammals don't usually lay eggs, but then, I suppose the noble platypus makes fools of us all, does it not?
Yeah, they make milk, haven't stopped making it. I've only thrown up a few times, mostly if I stop eating the preferred foods the types of kiddos wants. Gasoline for eggs, raw meat for cubs.
You'll have to forgive me, I'm simply attempting to connect with a fellow... mother? Is that what you prefer to be called?
Do you find your pregnancies are often very demanding?
It's a monotreme -- that is, a mammal that lays eggs. Fascinating creatures. And I find myself identifying not only with their misunderstood, strange appearances, but now with their biology as well! Ha ha.
Well, some pregnancies are rather more difficult than others. Complications, variations, etc. I'm trying to get together a large enough sample size to know what to expect.
Aren't we all just delightfully weird, though? Some of us more than others, granted. But weirdness is a wonderful part of the human condition!
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Date: 2023-01-14 05:57 am (UTC)[But he softens at the mention of bodyguard and getting together, after all that’s how he and Roman fell in love.]
First time I realized? The cravings, I usually eat meat, gasoline’s not my normal go-to. Except, when I started craving it like nothing before. Then the weight gain, the sensitive nipples, the milk….
Avian? The fuck’s that?
I’ve had live births too. Just depends on how I get fucked, and you know, who knocks me up. What they are.
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Date: 2023-01-14 06:06 am (UTC)Ah, I see. I've taken quite a liking to gasoline myself, but that happened before I started showing these new symptoms. Gas prices these days; abysmal, aren't they? Ha ha.
Weight gain and sensitive nipples... You produced milk as well? Intriguing. Tell me, did you experience morning sickness?
Avian - relating to birds. Mammals don't usually lay eggs, but then, I suppose the noble platypus makes fools of us all, does it not?
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Date: 2023-01-19 10:52 pm (UTC)Yeah, they make milk, haven't stopped making it. I've only thrown up a few times, mostly if I stop eating the preferred foods the types of kiddos wants. Gasoline for eggs, raw meat for cubs.
The fuck is a platypus?
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Date: 2023-01-19 10:55 pm (UTC)Do you find your pregnancies are often very demanding?
It's a monotreme -- that is, a mammal that lays eggs. Fascinating creatures. And I find myself identifying not only with their misunderstood, strange appearances, but now with their biology as well! Ha ha.
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Date: 2023-01-20 02:22 am (UTC)Demanding in what way? You are carrying a fuckin' assload of kids half the time.
Ah...weird.
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Date: 2023-01-20 02:37 am (UTC)Aren't we all just delightfully weird, though? Some of us more than others, granted. But weirdness is a wonderful part of the human condition!
[Especially if you're B.]
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Date: 2023-01-21 03:56 am (UTC)Depends on what you call difficult. I don't consider carrying by husband's rambunctious heirs difficult.
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Date: 2023-01-21 04:16 am (UTC)