Hello, Victor Sionis-Zsasz? If I'm correct, you've given birth a few times in this canyon, haven't you? I'd like to ask you a few questions, if you're inclined to answer.
Lasts 2 to 3 weeks. Sometimes 4 if I want to delay the process, let the pain build up. Can only do that with eggs though.
Lots of cravings for specific things depending on the type for creature they are. Gasoline for shadow eggs, raw meat for cubs.
Heh, why was it hard for you? Not for me. Pretty easy for my husband’s cum to take. The process? It’s simple, you get pregnant and then they come outta you when they’re done baking.
Temperament…what’s that mean? They look like me and my husband of course and they’re hungry as the dickens.
Oh, no! I'm a detective. A private-- No, private investigator comes with a certain level of ego. Call me an unprivate detective. A detective without ego.
[Clearly.]
At any rate, my profession has nothing to do with my questions. I ask you for personal reasons. You see, my bodyguard and I recently gave in to the throes of passion, and it appears I've ended up with a growing problem.
How, may I ask, did you realize you were pregnant? The first time. You're male, as am I, so I'm assuming it was quite the shock?
Also... Please elaborate on what you mean by "eggs." It's possible not to give live birth here? Even if you're not avian or reptilian or something of the sort? Forgive me, I'm just inquisitive by nature.
[But he softens at the mention of bodyguard and getting together, after all that’s how he and Roman fell in love.]
First time I realized? The cravings, I usually eat meat, gasoline’s not my normal go-to. Except, when I started craving it like nothing before. Then the weight gain, the sensitive nipples, the milk….
Avian? The fuck’s that?
I’ve had live births too. Just depends on how I get fucked, and you know, who knocks me up. What they are.
Yes, but I assure you, they're quite different. I act independently of any official law enforcement agencies. I have no interest in the law; only the truth.
Ah, I see. I've taken quite a liking to gasoline myself, but that happened before I started showing these new symptoms. Gas prices these days; abysmal, aren't they? Ha ha.
Weight gain and sensitive nipples... You produced milk as well? Intriguing. Tell me, did you experience morning sickness?
Avian - relating to birds. Mammals don't usually lay eggs, but then, I suppose the noble platypus makes fools of us all, does it not?
Yeah, they make milk, haven't stopped making it. I've only thrown up a few times, mostly if I stop eating the preferred foods the types of kiddos wants. Gasoline for eggs, raw meat for cubs.
You'll have to forgive me, I'm simply attempting to connect with a fellow... mother? Is that what you prefer to be called?
Do you find your pregnancies are often very demanding?
It's a monotreme -- that is, a mammal that lays eggs. Fascinating creatures. And I find myself identifying not only with their misunderstood, strange appearances, but now with their biology as well! Ha ha.
Well, some pregnancies are rather more difficult than others. Complications, variations, etc. I'm trying to get together a large enough sample size to know what to expect.
Aren't we all just delightfully weird, though? Some of us more than others, granted. But weirdness is a wonderful part of the human condition!
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Date: 2023-01-12 06:47 am (UTC)Thank you.
-Rue Ryuzaki
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Date: 2023-01-14 04:54 am (UTC)Yeah? Like what?
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Date: 2023-01-14 05:02 am (UTC)1. What is the typical gestation period for a pregnancy?
2. What sort of pregnancy side effects did you experience (i.e. cravings, health issues, etc.)?
3. How easily are you able to get pregnant, and how simple or difficult is the birthing process?
4. What are the offspring like in terms of both appearance and temperament?
If you can answer me those things, I'll be grateful.
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Date: 2023-01-14 05:33 am (UTC)You ask a lot of fuckin’ questions. You a cop?
Lasts 2 to 3 weeks. Sometimes 4 if I want to delay the process, let the pain build up. Can only do that with eggs though.
Lots of cravings for specific things depending on the type for creature they are. Gasoline for shadow eggs, raw meat for cubs.
Heh, why was it hard for you? Not for me. Pretty easy for my husband’s cum to take. The process? It’s simple, you get pregnant and then they come outta you when they’re done baking.
Temperament…what’s that mean? They look like me and my husband of course and they’re hungry as the dickens.
Why you asking all these things anyway?
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Date: 2023-01-14 05:40 am (UTC)[Clearly.]
At any rate, my profession has nothing to do with my questions. I ask you for personal reasons. You see, my bodyguard and I recently gave in to the throes of passion, and it appears I've ended up with a growing problem.
How, may I ask, did you realize you were pregnant? The first time. You're male, as am I, so I'm assuming it was quite the shock?
Also... Please elaborate on what you mean by "eggs." It's possible not to give live birth here? Even if you're not avian or reptilian or something of the sort? Forgive me, I'm just inquisitive by nature.
[And annoying by design.]
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Date: 2023-01-14 05:57 am (UTC)[But he softens at the mention of bodyguard and getting together, after all that’s how he and Roman fell in love.]
First time I realized? The cravings, I usually eat meat, gasoline’s not my normal go-to. Except, when I started craving it like nothing before. Then the weight gain, the sensitive nipples, the milk….
Avian? The fuck’s that?
I’ve had live births too. Just depends on how I get fucked, and you know, who knocks me up. What they are.
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Date: 2023-01-14 06:06 am (UTC)Ah, I see. I've taken quite a liking to gasoline myself, but that happened before I started showing these new symptoms. Gas prices these days; abysmal, aren't they? Ha ha.
Weight gain and sensitive nipples... You produced milk as well? Intriguing. Tell me, did you experience morning sickness?
Avian - relating to birds. Mammals don't usually lay eggs, but then, I suppose the noble platypus makes fools of us all, does it not?
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Date: 2023-01-19 10:52 pm (UTC)Yeah, they make milk, haven't stopped making it. I've only thrown up a few times, mostly if I stop eating the preferred foods the types of kiddos wants. Gasoline for eggs, raw meat for cubs.
The fuck is a platypus?
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Date: 2023-01-19 10:55 pm (UTC)Do you find your pregnancies are often very demanding?
It's a monotreme -- that is, a mammal that lays eggs. Fascinating creatures. And I find myself identifying not only with their misunderstood, strange appearances, but now with their biology as well! Ha ha.
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Date: 2023-01-20 02:22 am (UTC)Demanding in what way? You are carrying a fuckin' assload of kids half the time.
Ah...weird.
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Date: 2023-01-20 02:37 am (UTC)Aren't we all just delightfully weird, though? Some of us more than others, granted. But weirdness is a wonderful part of the human condition!
[Especially if you're B.]
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Date: 2023-01-21 03:56 am (UTC)Depends on what you call difficult. I don't consider carrying by husband's rambunctious heirs difficult.
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Date: 2023-01-21 04:16 am (UTC)